Life Lesson #2

OK, so the life lessons haven't been a daily thing. But I expect to do 365, so get ready. My friend Caroline said she liked #1, so here's the next.

Lesson #2: Being in a public restroom doesn't make you invisible.

This one could very well be a life lesson for only half the population, but it's a keeper nonetheless.

Guys, you know what I mean. In real life, there are bodily noises we just don't share. Not intentionally, anyway.

Then, suddenly, we're in a restroom, and everything goes to hell in a handbasket. Throat noises. Other noises. Not in the privacy of a stall. Just anywhere beyond the magic restroom door.

Here's the rule. If you're embarrassed (and rightly so) about a noise you make in public, you should feel no less embarrassed in a restroom.

Let's get right on this one, shall we, fellas?