Jim Carrey is a grandpa. Sadly, used up all his funny faces prior to the big news.
Buffett vents on financial fat cats. Then, in an unrelated story, buys black kettle factory.
Girl Scout cookies recalled. Since most don't stay in boxes that long, this recall could get ugly.
Hummers to go off the market. Double entendre fans in mourning.
Fireworks blast kills 19. "Ooohs!" and "Aaaaws!" turn to ooze and gauze.
Skater Johnny Weir reacts to commentators who suggest he should take a gender test. Some feel snapping them with his bra was ill-considered.
Powerful quake strikes Argentina. Actually increases property values.
iTunes hits 10 billion downloads. Thought-provoking entertainment surpasses 10 minute mark, total.
Carly Simon reveals David Geffen was the subject of "You're So Vain." Warren Beatty has sex with four 22-year-olds to console himself.
U.S. rides to historic bobsled gold. It's all downhill from here.
Gatorade drops Tiger Woods as spokesperson. The company's "Is it in you?" slogan deemed a little too on-the-nose.
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