Wednesday, August 13, 2008

What I Believe

I believe the Olympics should be a time to reflect.

I believe the Olympics are an opportunity for us all, all of humanity, to realize that we are capable of joining together to achieve one common goal. Specifically, the goal of not giving a rat's ass about sports.

Come on, humanity, let's unite in this one lofty, but supremely attainable, quest!

Start not caring now! Yay, anything but sports, yay!

No, really. You're the best in the ping-pong. Get. A. Job.

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