Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Thanksgiving Jokes

I made up some jokes in honor of Thanksgiving. Please share with friends and loved ones, because, let's be honest, your gravy sucks.

Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?
A: Because it can.

Q: Why did the pumpkin pie cross the road?
A: Bad seed.

Q: Why did the pea cross the road?
A: That's there he left his iPod.

Q: Why did the tryptophan cross the road?
A: Wake me when you know the answer.

Q: Why did the mashed potatoes cross the road?
A: Seeing a new place was appealing.

Q: Why did the stuffing cross the road?
A: There was an opening it had to fill.

Q: Why did the gravy cross the road?
A: It was feeling saucy.

Q: Why did the corn cross the road?
A: If you knew, you'd be amazed.

Q: Why did the biscuit cross the road?
A: That's just the way he rolls.

Q: Why did the green bean cross the road?
A: That's just the way he casseroles.

And last but not least...

Q: Why did the pilgrim cross the road?
A: Because pilgrims would cross anything to escape an oppressive political environment, even when faced with the very real threat of bureaucracy, impatient investors, internal conflicts, sabotage, storms, disease and uncertain relations with indigenous peoples.

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