Oh, Snap!

I been told! So, here's the official line-up of my conditions.

Apparently, I have obsessive-compulsive personality disorder. Obvious one.

Histrionic personality disorder? Not sure what it is, but yeah, that's probably spot-on.

Borderline personality disorder. Yep.

Oppositional defiant disorder. (Can't go along with that one, sorry.)

Narcissist. Check. Conduct disorder. Check.

Ya just gotta love living with a mental health professional.