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Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Today's Movie Review
I saw that "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." I'd give it a B, and I'd also like to suggest that the next sequel be called, "Indiana Jones and the Search for Black People." I watched, I counted. Twenty billion CGI ants, zero brothers. I'm just saying.
I have to say. I was not into any of the Indy movies.
We watched them all last month before the new one came out. What is with that first one? He finds the Arc before the Nazis. The Nazis catch him and take the Arc from Indy. It is quite possible that without Indy, the Nazis may have never found the Arc. The Nazis open the Arc and their faces melt off. So what was the point of having Indy in the movie at all?
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I have to say. I was not into any of the Indy movies.
We watched them all last month before the new one came out. What is with that first one? He finds the Arc before the Nazis. The Nazis catch him and take the Arc from Indy. It is quite possible that without Indy, the Nazis may have never found the Arc. The Nazis open the Arc and their faces melt off. So what was the point of having Indy in the movie at all?
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